May 2013
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THERE IS A PIGEON THAT HAS ITS NEST ABOVE MY WINDOW AND I KEEP FORGETTING ABOUT IT
BUT I THINK A PIGEON JUST FLEW INTO MY WINDOW AND I HAD THE FRIGHT OF MY LIFE
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gamsee:
does anyone wanna be my sugar daddy and buy me cute panties thanks
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yeah so my parents are having a guest over tonight and they’re kicking me out of my room
i’m going to sleep next door now
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im sorry im going to prison for saying h*ck goodbye followera
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I’m so confused right now
Maybe I should get out of bed
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Last night I had a dream that I was looking after Obama and his family while they went to reopen a theme park that was abandoned after Hurricane Katrina
His daughters had a pet hamster which I had to take care of while they were going on the rides and it fell asleep inside my hoodie
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shslmanlyface:
shslmanlyface:
Do she got the booty?
She dooooo!
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shalrath:
“Jamaica mon fus mi naily ded wid laugh,
a watching di people rush di door like harbour shark,
so come
fun time deh yah, a time fi di bus ride
sunshine deh yah a time fi di bus ride (x2)
fun time deh yah a time fi di bus ride
now
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THERE IS WEIRD EERIE MUSIC COMING OUT OF MY COMPUTER AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE ITS COMING FROM
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Superwholock: The 'Big Three'! The ultimate fandoms! When something happens, it's always us. We are your leaders!
Tumblr: please can u fucking not
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ferelden:
do you ever hear the intro theme to a video game and you get really emotional and your heart feels really weak like it’s coming back home and it’s basically like that whole world you love so much summed up into one epic song and you just want to fucking cry a lot because this is the video game for you and nothing else ever can even compare to the feeling you get when you hear that one...
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things parents should do:
not post baby photos on facebook
not post baby photos on facebook
not post baby photos on facebook
things parents shouldn’t do
post baby photos on facebook
post baby photos on facebook
post baby photos on facebook
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goshdoka:
for every piece of official dangan ronpa art there’s always a ton of people ready to talk about how mondo is giving ishimaru bedroom eyes or how leon and sayaka are next to each other etc but nobody ever mentions that sakura seems to be constantly fondling yamada’s hair
like what’s up with that
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You are now a timelord
alongcameatom:
ectomarinebiology:
kimya-gee:
cheskasmagicshire:
the-lost-doctor:
the amount of followers you have is how old you are
the person you reblog this from is your companion
your icon is what your current regeneration looks like
your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name
I’m 724 years old and I am the Teacher.
I’m 375 years old and I am The Clerk (don...
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zeuspiss:
im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.
number-1-dad asked: I'M SORRY JUST PLEASE DELETE THOSE NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE TEN YEAR OLD ME
do not mess with me i will find pictures of you from when you were 10
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SHE’S HERE
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ALICE JUST CAME INTO MY ROOM AND SAID “how dare you block me on facebook dot com
your ask box will pay for this”
I AM SCREAMING IM REALLY SCARED
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im blocking alice on facebook dot com
